Full Metal Starter Jacket

So I have this kind of nagging problem where people think I’m smart cause I have smart guy glasses and then of course they try to engage me in conversation and find out very quickly what an irrepressible dumb ass I am.  I kind of feel like ripping into this sentence/question but I don’t want to appear “smart.”  Suffice to say this is one of the greatest things I’ve ever read, I like the use of “me for” instead of “before”.  I mean, you can’t just come up with this, it takes dedication. 

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